If I am not writing up something on Facebook or Twitter, does that mean it should be long-winded?  Should I be coming up with a grand idea/plan for a blog post?  If you look at my blog, it is obviously quality over quantity.  But is that because I have nothing to share, or is it [...]

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I received a fairly badass DSLR for Christmas - Canon PowerShot SX20 IS to be exact.  My last camera probably had the same mega pixels as my current phone, so I look forward to actually shooting some worthwhile stuff.  Check out my flickr account here.  I’ve included a few of the better shots from New [...]

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For those who are looking for employment (cough), let me help you decode what the job posting titles on craigslist actually mean.
Entry Level Sales & Marketing Ninjas- Sense of Humor Req’d
You will need to be able to laugh at how pathetic your life is, because this job is a piece of shit.
Interview Today, [...]

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iPhone=fail

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How did we go from:

To this:

And now this:

Dogs that can play basketball, football, soccer, baseball and beach volleyball, now that I can believe.  But dogs who go to space?  Ya lost me.
By the way, the “Air Buddies” poster reminds me of this:

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First there was Date My Mom, now Ryan Seacrest is bringing the world Momma’s Boys.  Enough I say.  Enough!  I am done with seeing mothers in dating shows.  I want to know when television executives are going to grow a pair and incorporate a show with fathers.  Think about.  That’s why I am pitching Date [...]

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Q: What tells your illiterate child that you know absolutely nothing about them?
A: Their very own Walmart gift card.

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I’m sorry, Palm Centro, but I do not need my Santa Claus to closely resemble an effeminate, pre-maturely greying hipster.  This Santa would single-handedly ruin Christmas for millions of boys and girls.  And there are umlauts above the “u” in Claus.  Does he think he’s a Norwegian death metal band?
“Hey Timmy, I know you wanted [...]

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I just saw an Arby’s commercials where the “I’m thinking Arby’s” logo that popped up above the guys head was used as symbolism for an erection.  At least I think it was.  The television was muted.

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I saw these images at Blockbuster earlier today when I tried to rent “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” The guy in front of me in line was renting about 10 movies and 2 videogames. I kid you not. And of course he had the last copy of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” What a dick. [...]

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