First there was Date My Mom, now Ryan Seacrest is bringing the world Momma’s Boys.  Enough I say.  Enough!  I am done with seeing mothers in dating shows.  I want to know when television executives are going to grow a pair and incorporate a show with fathers.  Think about.  That’s why I am pitching Date My Dad.  I even made a logo.

Think about it!  This time around the young, slutty girls have to take the father out for a date!  On Date My Mom, people laughed when the moms played grab-ass with the potential suitors for their daughters.  This time, it’s funny a whole new level!  And who could forget the times that mothers would describe their daughters to the guys.  Itt went something along the lines of this:

“She has a great body.  Tight ass and big boobs!  All of which she got from me!”

Now, what if the father said it, I’m sure it would go something like this:

“He’s strong with big muscles, but so are mine.  In fact, I beat him in an arm wrestling contest…you’re pretty.”
“If he’s like his father, he’s well endowed…give papa a kiss.”
“Yeah, he looks like a guy.  Now I’m just going to touch your boobs if you don’t mind.”

Now that’s television!  And before everyone comes on the show, we’ll have them sign forms they cannot sue the show/network/production company should they get violated in any such way.  My email is on my site.  We’ll be in touch.